循环：关闭
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Happy birthday.
生日快乐
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Look at that.
瞧瞧这个
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That is veggie bacon.
这是素培根
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Believe it or not. zero cholesterol.
甭管你信不信 零胆固醇的
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You won't even taste the difference.
吃起来也是一个味儿
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What time do you think you'll be home?
你觉得自己大概几点能到家
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Same time.
老时间
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I don't want him dicking you around tonight.
我不希望他又缠你一整晚
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You get paid till 5
你的工资只给到5点
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You work till 5 no later.
你工作到5点 这就行了
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- Hey, happy birthday. - Well, thank you.
-生日快乐啊 -谢谢
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You're late... again.
你又起晚了
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There was no hot water... again.
又没热水了
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I have an easy fix for that.
我有个简单应对的办法
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You wake up early
你早点起床
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And then you get to be the first person in the shower.
然后就可以第一个洗澡了
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I have an idea.
我也有个办法
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How about buy a new hot water heater?
为啥不买个新热水器呢
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How's that idea?
这主意如何
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For the millionth and billionth time.
都提了成千上万次了
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- Did you take your echinacea? - Yeah.
-止咳药喝过没 -喝了
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I think it's getting better.
我觉得好多了
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What the hell is this?
这是什么鬼玩意儿啊
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It's veggie bacon. We're watching our cholesterol, I guess.
素培根 我觉得我们该注意下胆固醇了
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Not me. I want real bacon.
别给我 我要真培根
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Not this fake crap.
不要这假冒的破烂
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Too bad.
真是糟糕
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Eat it.
吃了
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This smells like band-aids.
这闻上去就像创口贴
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Eat it.
给我吃了
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So how's it feel to be old?
成为老人家感觉怎么样
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How does it feel to be a smart ass?
当个小破孩感觉怎么样
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Good.
对得好
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Eat your veggie bacon.
赶紧吃吧
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- You're all set? - Yeah, I'm fine.
-准备好了吗 -好了 我能行
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- All right, see you at home. - Okay, see you.
-那好 回家见 -再见